when ever i hear about these poor inner city schools, and they still have books from the 50s i think they are so lucky. they get to read real books and interesting history. no, the crap you have to read now and the pc stuff and american history and we have six pages on betty crocker because we have to cover women's achievements. give us the old books and people will start reading again. >> is betty crocker real? >> women's achievements? oxymori right, guys? >> maybe it is not as big as the founding fathers. >> with my cigar. >> you make me sick. >> i make me well. >> no, you make me sick. >> i make me well. >> you make me sick. >> i make me well. >> bill, your children don't even go to school. if they did would you want them to read the classics. >> thought about home schooling, but it was too hard. i have an x box and it keeps them in line all day. joy an x box is a giant box you drew an x on and you keep your kids in there. >> you give them a little weed and they don't know the difference. of course i was talking about the plant that gets you high. >> we have a -- what was the firs